Mar
14
wish i could go back in time and write my art history term paper on this photograph
note to self
text message in a bottle
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Dec
29
“her family and Africa”
Aug
13
Scarlett Fever: A Day Away!
Our show opens tomorrow! Ahh! Since I last wrote, things have come together quite wonderfully. We have smoothly incorporated props, sets, costumes, and SOUND into the mix (I’m in the kind of mental state right now where there is no choice BUT to capitalize the word “sound” upon typing it). And…
Aug
6
I wrote a play called Scarlett Fever that’s debuting in the Fringe Festival in a few weeks! Read more about it here and buy tickets here!!!!
Apr
15
two women, early 30s, on the elevator
- Woman #1: Can you imagine, if he actually looks at her profile and writes back to her?
- Woman #2: She’d scream. She’d be like, “I have free time dot com.”
- Woman #1: The thing is, she’s still hung up on that client of hers.
- Woman #2: (somber) I know.
- Woman #1: It’s like…. *he’s just not that into you*.
- (Long pause)
- Woman #1: I feel so full. Spinning is not going to be easy.
- Woman #2: We still have an hour…
Feb
20
the two things i whispered to my friend during “tinker tailor solider spy”
1) (after Edith from “Downton Abbey” has a brief cameo in which she shamelessly flirts with Benedict Cumberbatch) “God, she’s just always throwing herself at dudes, huh?”
2) (after sad teacher cruelly rejects a gift from a loser student about two hours into the movie) “That’s the first thing that’s happened so far that I’ve understood.”
Jan
30
Me: C’mon. If you were Angelina, would you talk to Stacy Keibler?
My mom: Yes!
Me: What would you say to her?
My mom: “Hi! How are you? Nice hair!”
Jan
24
Banter from E!’s Oscar Nominations Telecast
- “If I seem excited, well, I usually am… but I’m super excited today…” - Ashlan Gorse
- “You know… even when [Clooney] plays a jerk, he’s so likable.” - Chris Gore / ”So true, so true.” - Ashlan
- “I just think the cast of that is lucky it isn’t called ‘Tyler Perry’s The Help’ because he would have played all the parts.” - Chris / “So true.” - Ashlan
- “Is there any way they’re not going to say ‘The Artist’ as a best film nominee?” - Ashlan
- “[Gosling] didn’t show up at the Golden Globes…” - Marc Malkin / “I know. I was so sad.” - Ashlan
- “I mean, [Gosling/Mendes] is a hot couple. I want to see them on a carpet.” - Marc / “I wanna see them do a lot of things on the carpet.” - Ashlan
- “[DiCaprio] made J.Edgar look… actually attractive.” - Chris
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