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Mar 10

Mar 14
wish i could go back in time and write my art history term paper on this photograph

wish i could go back in time and write my art history term paper on this photograph


Dec 29
"her family and Africa"

"her family and Africa"


Aug 13

Aug 6

I wrote a play called Scarlett Fever that’s debuting in the Fringe Festival in a few weeks! Read more about it here and buy tickets here!!!!


May 23

Apr 15

two women, early 30s, on the elevator

  • Woman #1: Can you imagine, if he actually looks at her profile and writes back to her?
  • Woman #2: She’d scream. She’d be like, “I have free time dot com.”
  • Woman #1: The thing is, she’s still hung up on that client of hers.
  • Woman #2: (somber) I know.
  • Woman #1: It’s like…. *he’s just not that into you*.
  • (Long pause)
  • Woman #1: I feel so full. Spinning is not going to be easy.
  • Woman #2: We still have an hour…

Mar 16
juliasegal:

US Weekly should have more vegetable gossip.

juliasegal:

US Weekly should have more vegetable gossip.


Feb 20

the two things i whispered to my friend during “tinker tailor solider spy”

1) (after Edith from “Downton Abbey” has a brief cameo in which she shamelessly flirts with Benedict Cumberbatch) “God, she’s just always throwing herself at dudes, huh?”

2) (after sad teacher cruelly rejects a gift from a loser student about two hours into the movie) “That’s the first thing that’s happened so far that I’ve understood.”


Jan 30

Me: C’mon. If you were Angelina, would you talk to Stacy Keibler?

My mom: Yes!

Me: What would you say to her?

My mom: “Hi! How are you? Nice hair!”


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