note to self

wish i could go back in time and write my art history term paper...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 14:07:04 -0400

wish i could go back in time and write my art history term paper on this photograph

“her family and Africa”

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:32:00 -0500

“her family and Africa”

Scarlett Fever: A Day Away!

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:04:05 -0400

Scarlett Fever: A Day Away!:

scarlettfevershow:

Our show opens tomorrow! Ahh! Since I last wrote, things have come together quite wonderfully. We have smoothly incorporated props, sets, costumes, and SOUND into the mix (I’m in the kind of mental state right now where there is no choice BUT to capitalize the word “sound” upon typing it). And…

I wrote a play called Scarlett Fever that’s debuting in the Fringe Festival in a few weeks!...

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 12:09:00 -0400

I wrote a play called Scarlett Fever that’s debuting in the Fringe Festival in a few weeks! Read more about it here and buy tickets here!!!!

cherish that antipasto

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:13:09 -0400

cherish that antipasto

two women, early 30s, on the elevator

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:54:28 -0400

Woman #1: Can you imagine, if he actually looks at her profile and writes back to her?
Woman #2: She’d scream. She’d be like, “I have free time dot com.”
Woman #1: The thing is, she’s still hung up on that client of hers.
Woman #2: (somber) I know.
Woman #1: It’s like…. *he’s just not that into you*.
(Long pause)
Woman #1: I feel so full. Spinning is not going to be easy.
Woman #2: We still have an hour…

juliasegal: US Weekly should have more vegetable gossip.

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 14:19:41 -0400

juliasegal:

US Weekly should have more vegetable gossip.

the two things i whispered to my friend during "tinker tailor solider spy"

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:07:00 -0500

1) (after Edith from “Downton Abbey” has a brief cameo in which she shamelessly flirts with Benedict Cumberbatch) “God, she’s just always throwing herself at dudes, huh?”

2) (after sad teacher cruelly rejects a gift from a loser student about two hours into the movie) “That’s the first thing that’s happened so far that I’ve understood.”

Me: C’mon. If you were Angelina, would you talk to Stacy Keibler? My mom: Yes! Me: What would...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:04:54 -0500

Me: C’mon. If you were Angelina, would you talk to Stacy Keibler?

My mom: Yes!

Me: What would you say to her?

My mom: “Hi! How are you? Nice hair!”

Banter from E!'s Oscar Nominations Telecast

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 09:08:48 -0500

“If I seem excited, well, I usually am… but I’m super excited today…” - Ashlan Gorse
“You know… even when [Clooney] plays a jerk, he’s so likable.” - Chris Gore / ”So true, so true.” - Ashlan
“I just think the cast of that is lucky it isn’t called ‘Tyler Perry’s The Help’ because he would have played all the parts.” - Chris / “So true.” - Ashlan
“Is there any way they’re not going to say ‘The Artist’ as a best film nominee?” - Ashlan
“[Gosling] didn’t show up at the Golden Globes…” - Marc Malkin / “I know. I was so sad.” - Ashlan
“I mean, [Gosling/Mendes] is a hot couple. I want to see them on a carpet.” - Marc / “I wanna see them do a lot of things on the carpet.” - Ashlan
“[DiCaprio] made J.Edgar look… actually attractive.” - Chris

George Clooney, Matt Damon and Daniel Craig each separately answered the same questionnaire for...

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:00:21 -0500

George Clooney, Matt Damon and Daniel Craig each separately answered the same questionnaire for Vanity Fair. This is how each actor responded to the question: “What talent would you most like to have?”

Clooney: “Musical - I’d like to play an instrument.”

Damon: “To be able to play the music I hear in my head. I wish I could play every musical instrument, and I wish I was fluent in that language.”

Craig: “Opposable toes.”

the new year

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:23:46 -0500

the new year

reflex grimacing

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:25:58 -0500

reflex grimacing

A source adds that Blake “hit her head on a lamp as [she sat down in the booth] and put a...

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:47:43 -0500

A source adds that Blake “hit her head on a lamp as [she sat down in the booth] and put a napkin jokingly on her head.”

four most on point moments in "shame"

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 11:49:00 -0500

1. A flummoxed Michael Fassbender ordering the same thing his date just ordered (lamb) at a restaurant.

2. Walking to the subway together after their date, Fassbender asks her something like “If you could be anything in any decade, what would you be?” She responds by asking, almost immediately, “What would you be?”

3. The exchange between Fassbender and Carey Mulligan (his sister) as she attempts to brush a piece of fluff off his jacket while they wait for the subway. Him: “Leave it.” Her: “You have fluff.” Him: “I like it there.”

4. During their most emotionally charged confrontation, Mulligan repeats most of her sentences (“I’m sorry. I’m sorry,” etc.)

10:38pm

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:43:35 -0400

10:38pm

It’s like this shot of Halle Berry filming “Cloud...

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 15:02:21 -0400

It’s like this shot of Halle Berry filming “Cloud Atlas” was expressly taken for the internet to have its way with.

the longest minutes

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 15:41:20 -0400

the longest minutes

What I've Learned From Living Alone

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 13:10:49 -0400

What I've Learned From Living Alone:

I wrote about living alone for Thought Catalog!

half-measures

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:12:09 -0400

half-measures